"you’re so attractive,why are you single?"
i have the answer to that question.
See,we’re the awkward hotties.
The dysfunctional babes.
The adolescents who had to grow into their looks,
the ones who puberty was good too.
We never had time to develop our social skills
boys had the sexual convos with the girls who developed
We were the bookworms,the tomboys and the outcasts.
Now we’re older and gorgeous but we still have “that” mentality
so when people give us attention its like
“is this a joke?”
“umm thank you?”
“go away please”
So,give us time or better yet,buy us pizza,give us access to your netflix account and good conversation.
Maybe we can solve this “single” thing after all
do you ever just finish a book and sit there for a while like what the fuck did this author just do to me
(as I’m more than sure it ill be added to this extremely accurate list)
puberty is so fucked up girls shed their inner organs and boys get to have orgasms in their sleep
Of course we all appreciate Jennifer Lawrence for giving the finger
but now can we appreciate Jennifer Lawrence AFTER she gave the finger